Welcome to 'Catcha'! This game is a parody and a way to express our critique of gambling, which we strongly condemn. Enjoy the satire, but please don't take it seriously!

Oh No! Cat Mafia Gatcha Calamity!

Welp, you did it. You somehow managed to owe the Cat Mafia a cool million . Don't ask how. The important thing is, they've generously (not really) left you with 7 Cat Gacha Tokens to try your luck at the Great Catcha Game. No pressure.

Dive into this 2D point-and-click arcade desperation simulator (made with Godot!). Your mission: open chests, collect cats, and gamble like your kneecaps depend on it. Be warned, intrepid gambler: there's a pesky 25.1% chance you'll snag a "bad one," and your poor choices have... let's say... repercussions.

Think strategically, pray to the gacha gods, and try to hit that million-dollar target. Go even further if you're feeling frisky! Just know that the Cat Mafia has your address.